Been feeling a bit under the weather since I got back from the U.S. I had some mild stomach cramps that kept getting worse each time I would eat or drink anything. But the pain was mild and intermittent, so I figured it'd go away. Yesterday, it was a bit worse, so I finally went and saw the nurse who took me to a local doctor.
Turns out I have a parasite. If you want to gross yourself out, you can google search for images of parasites. He put me on some medication, which should clear everything up in 3 days or so. One of the many perks of living in a third world country.